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Author:  Drizzt [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:16 pm ]
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some page the first time they get pked telling the gms on the pker.

i paged my first day and asked why my heavy crossbow was so slow. i was like 10 dex.

i used a sword on my wood elf ranger for months never knowing i was capped at 30 cause from time to time it would say i gained and i didnt notice it was always going back to 30 next time i logged in.

i ate fff of healing all the way to 0 because i didnt see the need for it since i had nature heal.

bruiser thought if you died the game was over.

urza and garr came outside cove gates once and we were too scared to go out cause they were red, they started casting firefield all up and down the gates and i started freaking out looking for a place to run cause i thought they were really burning cove down.
Author:  Circa [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 1:34 pm ]
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You mean if you die you can still play...? Thanks for telling me guys..
Author:  Stephane[crystina,trey] [ Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:33 am ]
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[1st page] OMG I DIED AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I THINK IM LOST
[2nd page] HEY IM LOST AND I DIED WTF DO I DO !!!1 :x
[3rd page] "SNIFF" I HATE U GUYS IM GOING TO QUIT ! :evil:
[gm] oh what im sorry what u say
[noob] :evil: :evil: :evil: :x OHHHH NVM THAT PLAYER TOLD ME
[pker] i only told u because i wanted to kill u
[noob] :shock:
THE END

i like them because there fun to watch because there always like
i need money
weres the ankk???
wtf how do i play
how do i page
were do i go to get stuff
um were would that be??
HOW DID U DO THAT WOW !!!
how do u die
i don't get it
????
how do i get a house
WOW WERE U GET THE HORSE!?
WERE DID U FIND THAT!?!?!
WOW WHY IS THAT HORSE RED ???
wtf is that 'A FREAKIN ORN !!!'
OH NOW I GET IT ! 8)

man noobs are funny :twisted:
Author:  Circa [ Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 pm ]
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Funniest page I've encountered

"circa has a gm robe i think he a hacker! help gm plz"
Author:  Terek Molt [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:34 am ]
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...money plz..
..plz masta me 1k you....
..me give thee to you masta...
...you me matsa...
Author:  mr.bell [ Sun Mar 19, 2006 7:10 am ]
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i love noobs because i am 1





they ask u for guold and stuff
Author:  Barney [Reapers] [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 12:10 pm ]
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Because everytime i log in one says:

HAHAHAH Its the guy outta the comics and promptly try to beat me to death shouting "fatty"
Author:  Ice_man [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:54 pm ]
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because i go to the britt graveyard and see 5 ghosts all standing over their bodies saying REZ PLEASE!! and as i do they forget to heal and die again.

ank located 15 steps away. one shadow ghoul that kills all.
Author:  Wizard_of_Gore [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:32 pm ]
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I feel sorry for all the noobs that die, have no idea where the nearest ankh is... go to click "where am I" on the help menu and see nothing but:

"Your ghostly hand passes through the object"
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