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The Coffee Mystery
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Author:  Azimuth [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:32 am ]
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I know coffee makes your blood vessels smaller and your blood thinner.

I know cigarettes do the same thing.

Maybe when your blood vessels shrink it makes your colon shrink too....
Author:  Odysseus [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:16 am ]
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My main thing about coming on here is that i can drink coffee and smoke tons, just a habit you get into you know. i memba once i was in an ffa and i was smoking and drinking coffee, and i knocked over the coffee all over my keyboard lol. i tried to hover it but it didnt work so i waited till next day and got an old toothbrush and gave each key a good scrub :D

I noticed to if your on here and your drinking coffee you tend to want to urinate more then normal.... and like when i wana go for a dump it wont doesent come out im like sitting there going blue trying to force sumthing out.

Also ive noticed if youve been on obsidian you want to eat lol
Author:  RmX [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:17 pm ]
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lol wtf I'm not guessing here, I know for a fact that in a cigg there's some chemical or whatever that speeds up your dijasstion (I don't know how to spell it that's why I havn;t wrote it before ) and therefor you run like an athlete to the pot ,right throfin :wink:
Author:  Wizard_of_Gore [ Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:23 pm ]
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Smoking contributes to indigestion or heartburn by increasing the amount of acid produced in the stomach and decreasing the amount of bicarbonate produced by the pancreas. This bicarbonate is essential to neutralize stomach acid. That can cause ulcers eventually. Smoking also accelerates gastric emptying and intestinal motility... causing you to want to take a dump.
Author:  theeggman [ Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:12 am ]
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In layman's terms smokin' makes you shite like a goodn' :)
Author:  chips LL [ Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:42 pm ]
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aww this was a nice topic guys dont' ruin it :(
and besides, everyone knows i own you all
Author:  blob [ Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:31 am ]
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smoking has never made me want to take a dump.... unless ive smoked like 10 pack in a night then the next day i take 1 huge shit and dont shit for the next 3-4 days.... also i drink about 48 12oz cans of soda a day and about 2 pots of coffee and it doesnt make me have to shit.... and on average i smoke about 4-5 packs a day.... if what your all saying is true then i should be on the crapper 24 hrs a day.....

now what really gets the poop flowing is cheap beer and lots of it... like 2 cases in a night god the next morning i shit tons after
Author:  Coder [ Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:44 pm ]
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How the f*** is it possible to smoke so much.
Author:  Spokk [ Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:16 pm ]
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Blob is not human.
Author:  raine2004 [ Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:17 pm ]
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OMG! not only is this a retarded conversation, but you guys are pussys!
I drink like 6 pots of coffee a day and the only reaction I get is the need to pee alot. Stop being such babys and drink the coffee! Coffee ownes!
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