I remember this, brings back some memories.
*tear*
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| Author: | Broadband [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:50 pm ] |
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I was searching some old player run websites and came across this thanks to Brynn's Armor. Hopefully you all get as much a laugh as I did. And for those vets out there.....ya I miss them too. 3 Brothers By: DeathDealer[LoV] How here's a little story - I've got to tell About three bad brothers - you know so well It started way back in history With Drizzt, Ransom, and me - Death-Dealer. Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer Riding across the land - kicking up sand Guard's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand One lonely Vampire I be All by myself - without nobody The sun is beating down on my wizard's hat The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy His name is Ransom, I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi" He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none!" Had a chance to run He pulled out his crossbow He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead He put the bow to my head and this is what he said, "Now my name is Ransom - I've got a license to kill I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear." We stepped into the wind - he had a bow, I had a grin You think this story's over but it's ready to begin "Now I got the bow - you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do It's not a tough decision as you can see I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border The Garr's after me for what I did to his mother I did her like this - I did her like that I did her with a whiffleball bat So I'm on the run - the Broadband's got my bow And right about now - it's time to find a hoe The Lord Death-Dealer- that is my name And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne." We rode for six hours then we hit the spot The beat was a bumping and the hoes was hot This dude was staring like he knows who we are We took the empty spot next to him at the bar Ransom said, "Yo, you know this kid?" I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny My name's Drizzt and I'm about to get money." Pulled out the Vanq Bow - aimed it at the sky He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly Hands went up and people hit the floor He wasted two Noobies that ran for the door "I'm Drizzt and I get respect Your gold and your regs is what I expect" Ransom was with it and he's my ace So I grabbed the guard and I punched him in the face The guard's out - the protection stopped His boy had skills- and he got dropped Drizzt grabbed the regs -Ransom snatched the gold I grabbed two hoes and a beer that's cold. |
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| Author: | Guest [ Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:01 pm ] |
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I remember this, brings back some memories. *tear*
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| Author: | Kinetic [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:00 am ] |
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Yup, It's awesome, DD is the man. |
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| Author: | ReDr@gon [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:53 am ] |
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damn this shit is cool 
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| Author: | RmX [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 5:54 am ] |
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Pshhhh ownage! |
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| Author: | Xkill [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:15 am ] |
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God I was bored that day!!! About as bore as BB was this day, most likly! Quote:
Slashing through the Orcs
With a good two-handed blade Over corpses we go And through the gore we wade Mace on helmet rings Making bodies fly What fun to sing our SLAYING song And watch these suckers die! Chorus: Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We're brave and bold for fame and gold We'll make a lot today! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells Don't let 'em get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away |
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| Author: | Carling [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:41 am ] |
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LOL, nice |
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| Author: | Drizzt [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:42 am ] |
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i expect a lot of vets to return when they get wind that broadband is back in action. |
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| Author: | Koldoon [ Wed Jun 22, 2005 2:12 pm ] |
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Just hope they won't mind if they're account was deleted... 
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