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Author:	Mathurin [ Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:45 pm ]
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Well, about a week ago Echo held a court session. See, this Kinkyyy char killed a horse at an event, and wanted a lawyer. So... To the courthouse we went! <img src="http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/2389/trial17px.jpg" alt="Image" title="Image" border="0" /> It was trial 567 of Echo's court. Kinkyyy stood accused of killing a ride at the event. the prosecution had Venom for lawyer, and the Defendant had Interceptor. The arguments of the defense were fairly weak. "As we all know, kinkyyy is very kinky, and gets a little freak with things So she couldn't have done it." But then Witnesses were called in to make things a bit more intelligible. First witness: Gandor "I was walking out, and I saw kinkyyy and I heard a horse so I ran. And saw kinkyy killing a horse." Echo: did you see him kill it? G: "No." Echo: thank you, please take a seat. But since that didn't prove much, then a second witness, Madman, was called. Howerver, before any relevant testimony was put to light, Echo reported having had new forensic evidence from the Obsidian police. It appeared as though kinkyy was indeed the one to kill the horse. As if it's leg was chopped off, Kinkyyy's trademark. And so, the court found kinkyyy guilty as charged. Kinkyyy was jailed for one hour, and been made to pay for the horse. Moral of this story: Horse killers never prosper.

Author:	Drizzt [ Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:31 pm ]
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ok that was really good lol.

Author:	Zaphod [ Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:55 pm ]
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You're one to talk.

Author:	Wizard_of_Gore [ Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:05 pm ]
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That was my horse (Edward) he killed. Why wasn't I there? Well I did get 1000 gp handed to a guild member from Echo... Horse-killers are like baby-rapers.

Author:	NatureWarrior [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:13 am ]
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Frank..... Zahpod totally raped you with this SS

Author:	Mathurin [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:42 pm ]
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Raped me? That SS may have been presented as truth, but it's fake. Given you have clearly not noticed, il' take you through it step by step. So, here I took a bit from Zaphod's Screen shot, and one of my own that I made for the purpose. Both have received the same treatment: 300% size increase using WinXP paint. <img src="http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a134/ ... ltruth.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> First off, I love horses. Anyone who knows me even a bit knows as much. Right from the start, this should have made it obvious to you that Zaphod is trying to soil my image. Second, the color of the text is not like that of my speech in-game. It would have been yellow if he had placed his cursor over it, but he didn't. Even then, it would have a black outline. Third, the text is not placed where it would have appeared had I actually said it. You can see my text hanging above the armoire, while Zaphod's forgery is just above my head. Finally, Zaphod's font is slightly different from the game's. You can see the top of the "h" pointing in the opposite direction, for example. Now then, given he's staff, it's especially lame for him to have edited a screen shot and presented it as beeing the truth. All he had to do was follow me around a bit and wait for me to say/do something embarassing, as it happens to the best of us. This beeing said, I found it amusing you thought it was an actual SS. Saying that Zaphod totally raped me just goes to show. Thing is, he raped himself by falling so low in the first place, and you're no better for having belived him. In the end, both of you dissapoint me.

Author:	NatureWarrior [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:20 pm ]
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Mathurin raped us Zaph... And he did it politely too

Author:	Zaphod [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:25 pm ]
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Jesus Christ, lighten up. After all the time you've spent in IRC, I thought you'd take it as a joke (the joke that it was). Also, You got wayyyy to technical about how "I edited that photo". I used font in game from my journal, copy/paste into new template (the one containing the below shot) and colored it the font as I see it in game. I see your font as that exact color yellow. Mathurin, honestly, lighten up. This was presented as "truth", it was a joke :O I know the internet is serious business and all, but I do enjoy a bit of humor. Also, I'm not gonna follow you around for an hour waiting for you to say something stupid when I can go into paint and make up a screeny in 5 minutes.

Author:	Dario [ Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:56 pm ]
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Quote: Jesus Christ, lighten up. After all the time you've spent in IRC, I thought you'd take it as a joke (the joke that it was). Also, You got wayyyy to technical about how "I edited that photo". I used font in game from my journal, copy/paste into new template (the one containing the below shot) and colored it the font as I see it in game. I see your font as that exact color yellow. Mathurin, honestly, lighten up. This was presented as "truth", it was a joke :O I know the internet is serious business and all, but I do enjoy a bit of humor. Also, I'm not gonna follow you around for an hour waiting for you to say something stupid when I can go into paint and make up a screeny in 5 minutes. I think he was joking too, acting all serious, but i understood his post as joke...

Author:	Kinetic [ Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:45 am ]
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Oh you guys. I laughed.

Author:	Zaphod [ Sat Sep 10, 2005 8:36 pm ]
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Yes, Dario, I realized that when he got onto IRC and starting yelling things about pwnt or something. Got me good. What a cool cat.

Author:	Echo [ Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:45 pm ]
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lol great screenshot

Author:	Broadband [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:44 pm ]
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Wow that's awesome!

Author:	Mathurin [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:02 am ]
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