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Author:  Thassius [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:28 pm ]
Post subject:  I love noobs because...

<Insert rest of sentence here>

for example:

...I was one once.
...they smell of wee.

etc...

Off you go!
Doesnt have to be a one-liner. The one that makes me laugh most gets a prize.

Author:  Dark_phoenix [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:08 pm ]
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cos they are funny

Author:  Llama [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:42 pm ]
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...it's funny how most of them have 50ish Item ID on their warriors.
...it's hilarious when they attack a player's vendor, become a criminal, and get killed by the vendor in one hit.

Author:  Circa [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:44 pm ]
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of the questions they ask and comments they make..

"how do I get on my horse?"

"i attack a person and now everything is black and white, i quit"

Author:  Protector [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:45 pm ]
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"how do you open doors?"

Author:  jajas21 [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 9:20 pm ]
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"plz me new me broke need 10 gp"

Author:  Kigger [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:00 pm ]
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"guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards""guards"

Author:  Echo [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:20 am ]
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I love noobs because..........they make 1k seem like a dragon's horde of treasure

Author:  Lister [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:27 am ]
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...I still am one :(

Author:  Thassius [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:50 pm ]
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Awesome so far :) Favourites would be the one about item ID (we've all done it), 'I still am one', and 'how do you open doors' (because that was one of the first questions I asked when I joined) lol.

Keep 'em coming!

Author:  mumu [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:45 pm ]
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because the ones who havnt played uo start talkin to npcs in cove lol

I did it when i started :(

Author:  LegendaryProdigy [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:08 pm ]
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because... They taste like Tuna

Author:  Oigen [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:06 am ]
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because they're fearless until they stop poofing.

Author:  theeggman [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:06 am ]
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because I get to blatantly take the piss out of them in every other toon just for the hell of it

Author:  _Iori_ [ Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:47 am ]
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I love noobs because.........they cry cus cant kill a zombie

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