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Author:  kingblacktorn [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:50 am ]
Post subject:  Im so Bored heres a retarded joke =[
sorry if its a lil long.

How to get out of a Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer:May i see your driver's license?
Driver:I don't have one. I had it suspended when i got my 5th DUI

Officer: May i see the owner's Card to this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. but come to think of it, ithink i saw the owner's card in the glove box when i was putting my gun in there.

Officer:Theres a gun in the glove box??
Driver: yes sir. thats where i put it after i shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer:Theres a body in the trunk?!?!?!
Driver: yes sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can i see your license?
Driver:Sure. here it is.

it was valid

Captain:Whos car is this?
Driver: its mine, officer. heres the owners card.

the driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so ican see if theres a gun in it??
Driver: Yes sir but theres no gun in it.

Sure enough, theres nothing in the glove box

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? i was told you said theres a body in it.
Driver: No problem

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I dont understand it. the officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car,had a gun in glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yea, ill bet the lying S.O.B. told you i was speeding too.!!
Author:  corky1h [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:16 am ]
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I like that. lol But my wife does it easyer. She just starts crying. lol
Author:  Thorfin [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:48 am ]
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hehe good one :lol:
Author:  Ambient [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:34 am ]
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hm, might be something to try :lol:
Author:  RvnScarlet [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:38 am ]
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I usually just smile and be really nice. 9/10 it works
Author:  Tax_man [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:33 am ]
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lmao. am so trying that...not that i would break the law to begin with :wink: we shall have no criminal behaviour around here :lol:
Author:  belgarion [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:45 am ]
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I just don't stop. I'm trying to get on one of those scarriest police chases videos. :lol:
Author:  Dedo [ Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:50 am ]
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eh the only time I've been pulled over was when I was actaully being "good"! so yeah i deserved the ticket cause I had slowed down from 100 :roll:
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