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Author:  Dedo [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:22 pm ]
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*guys grabs girls thigh*
"ya know this meat would be pretty tasty" ......"erm I mean if I was a zombie er yeah...."

:lol:

so yeah share the worst pick up lines you've heard :D
Author:  vlad [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:57 pm ]
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- did u hurt yourself? <pause>

- why?

-when you fell from heaven?
Author:  Jackal [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:20 pm ]
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hahaha wtf dedo hangs around with some creepy ass dudes lol. dont tell me it was an obs player.
Author:  Dedo [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:27 pm ]
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lol nope he doesn't play obs yet :) he was just listening to the "how to survive a zombie attack" cds all day at work.


"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples"

its sad how often that one works :lol:
Author:  Tax_man [ Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:35 pm ]
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hmm...phoenix nights

"if i said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

:D classic
Author:  RmX [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:30 pm ]
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an Israel typical one..lol
Is you're father a terrorist? |Pause|





So how come you're the bomb?
Author:  Padawan [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:23 pm ]
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Is your name ice cream(pause)


Cause you got some killer cones.
Author:  Jackal [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:39 pm ]
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hahaha has to b an ohio state fan.
Author:  Drizzt [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:15 pm ]
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sad that ohio state and michigan already played the national championship.

now that was a good game between two good teams.
Author:  Dedo [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:06 pm ]
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ok no sports! :P


winner from last night....

"was you dad a big time crook? like robbing the louve and shit?"

"erm no"

"then who stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes?"
Author:  Barney [Reapers] [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:13 pm ]
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Is that a mirror in you panties?

What?

Its just i can see myself in them

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-Are you Jamaican?

-No why

- Cos Ja makin me crazy

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Get yer coat, youve pulled

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If I share my cocaine with you, can i f*** you from behind while you snort it? (works)

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I could go on forever....... :shock: :(
Author:  Barney [Reapers] [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:15 pm ]
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oh another one that works.....


Wanna see my Elephant impression??

Yea ok

(proceed to pull your trouser pockets inside out and let em hang and undo your zip)
Author:  vlad [ Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:55 pm ]
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- if i throw a stick will you go away?
Author:  Tax_man [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:12 am ]
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ahaha quality...im gunna try some of these over xmas

*wonders how many times he's gunna get slapped by the women*

ok.. more of a joke than pickup line - "What has 50 teeth and a monster behind it?...my zip"

was on the radio the other day :)
Author:  Spokk [ Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:51 am ]
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Dedo, babe, you start some very good threads.
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