Dear Urza,

I know it has been awhile you freakin newb you.. but i have a little rap, to continue on witht the traditon of my raps to you ( also seeing as i used to post on the boards at bank but i am red )

Your one big freakin noob
I went through life as your friend and you didnt tell me you had a third boob.
Not only that I found out you were a Jew ...
and when i found this out I put ham in your stew... (jews cant have ham against their religion).
Yesterday I got scared cause you did a drive by healing
out of the blue when i was by the bank chilling.
You know that its coming dont you
the fact i do it to to you every time foo.
Urzas a whore
Yesterday i caught him with another man in a condoms to go store.
Now that your back your gonna newb it all up again ..
and then im gonna stap you with my sword like a pin cushion...

Well hope you like it ... you dang Newb...

I declare myself "Garr's first wittle groupie!"
Woooot!

You didn't know Urza had a third boob? For crying out loud, are you deaf..? Cuz that titty talks.. a lot...and flaps around.

Urza loves men.. and weiners....and men.... AND WEINERS.. LOTS OF 'EM, ALL IN HIS FACE, SLAPPING 'EM!
Nothing wrong with that though..

A store just made for condoms? haha.. that'd be funny, heh.

I'm sorry.. im watching Jay Leno and this dude can't understand why the water is so low on one side of the hoover damn, and real high on the other..
I love dumb people!
WEEEEE.... GORILLAS!

too bad your rap sucks as much as your pvp noob.

ps. you stink.

signed,
-Urza Magnus-

lmao, tyger's posts are just too funny lmao. he says the dumbest shit ever, which makes it funny

YAY!
I feel loved...
Valor.... alligators, Valor... alligators. Think on that statement, it will get you far....
yeh....
If you listen closely, you can hear the cries of our (mine and Urza's) crack babies, in my tummy. I'm proud.... I am...
But f*****' Urza raped me and poked one of the crack baby's eyes out..I must trash that one, he is worthless.

that dumb grey pubic hair!

Ya know..
Squirrels..
God's creature, that are... furry.
They fluf.. and they puff.. and they eat their nuts...

Heh, you wouldn't know it.. but I just drew about a 5 minutes blank right there... HAHA.. YOUR ALL SO STUPID, YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN UNLESS I TOLD YOU.. freakin' lame.. NEP! HUSH! lame..

Men have nipples so they can have surgery to make them boobies!
YAY
LATERS

P.S. I popped a small wittle zit on my chin while writing this...hehe, it hurts.. a lot.

OMFG

i got hoes!