Ok...

I have a friend who used to feed animals in the forest, thinking he'd become their friend and they'd fight for him...

This guy became "Lord Glorious" for killing strictly skeletons...

He thought "Remove Trap" was an useful skill...

His characters made no sense at all with the choice of skills. Some of them were in fact disabled (remove trap).

He used to clean fff vendors, thinking that they'd "gain value" if there were none in the market...

>> Post some funny noob stories...

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Judas [Dark Legacy]
Doro [Illusion]
Lord Raznor [Illusion]
Vlad Smithy [GM Smith, GM Miner]
Lars Turms [GM Alchemist, GM Tamer]



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And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.


-Friedrich Nietzsche

I think many of us have done this classic one...

*Creates character, and logs into game for the first time*

*Runs around for half an hour*

*Finally plucks up the courage*

Thass (noob): "Excuse me"
Expericenced Player: "Yes?"
Thass (noob): "How do I open doors?"

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Thassius
"Blessed are the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Thassius

i once thought 400k was 400gp lol

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LOL

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R.I.P Will A.K.A Affliction/Bush-Fire/Decayed-Stone - "Stoners live and stoners die. f*** it all, let's go get high"
You should either love me with a passion, or hate me to death..

I spent the first 8 months of obsidian life in Cove......

The best was when i made a char and 1/2 hour later i attacked an in-town vendor and died so i made a new char cuz i didn't know you could get rezzed.

lol ive tryed to train every skill to gm on one char started with the easy ones like music and anatomy (this was my only char for about a year)

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i firt 10 min of the game i talked to vendor and thought he was a retared player lol tru story

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Aragon(legend warrior)
Vengeance(mage)

"Hells collector has been awaken. now his just waiting to get resurrected"

for the first 20 minutes of game when ive created a new char(50 swords and 50 tactics coz i thought its the best choice...hehe) i was stealing ore from people in the cove's mine(didn't know what it is)...next hour i spent talking to one guy who was trying to explain me how to make a last object macro....then i made a miner from my warrior....(like 40 mining from 0...)...and my first char was thorfin..and i still have him

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http://brutalos-maximis.mybrute.com

Taking the advice of a more experienced player, I trained for over an hour on a training dummy ( this was before I knew there was such a thing as microing ) trying to gain stregth so the Zombies would stop killing me by just looking at me, double clicking like there was no tomorrow while trying to watch a movie at the same time, accidently turning and hitting the NPC who was watching over me like an obsessed stalker and landed myself in jail. Never having been to jail before, I didn't know how to get out. I waited for nearly an hour until someone else ended up in jail and told me how to get out, after laughing at me hystarically. Boy, did I feel foolish!

i afked macroed all skills like anatomy, arms lore etc. I was used to no skillcap so my first char got ruined after a long time of macroing and overcapping

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I gmed cooking on my warrior when I was a noob, I used to kill lots of hinds n stuff in the woods

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Stupidest thing I did as a noob was not make Scarlet a pvper.

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Scarlet - Lady of the Lake [COLD]
Jackie Daniels - Liquid Death [COLD]
Vilee - Tamer in training [TLC]
Lumbie - I've got wood! [ACME]

My first mistake was to name my char Padawan second mistake was thinking i could gm everthing on one char....i still have Padawan and hes super screwed up...

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The first time i played on this shard back in the day, My warrior had 30 cooking and 40 fishing so i could get food to eat without having to buy it

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Binford - miner, smith, lumberjack, tinkerer, ider
Hellraiser[MOB] - Mage
TheHound[LOV] - warrior
Yadayada - fisher, alchemist
Sam the slayer - PVM mage


"The only way to avoid discrimination is to wipe everyone out in one swift stroke."
"You know you are really bored when you start play 2 tables of poker and running through hythloth l4 picking locks."
Dracula wrote - " believe in god anymore? who ever did.. your religious leaders dont.. they bang kids and take your money.. " *cheers*