I know coffee makes your blood vessels smaller and your blood thinner.

I know cigarettes do the same thing.

Maybe when your blood vessels shrink it makes your colon shrink too....

My main thing about coming on here is that i can drink coffee and smoke tons, just a habit you get into you know. i memba once i was in an ffa and i was smoking and drinking coffee, and i knocked over the coffee all over my keyboard lol. i tried to hover it but it didnt work so i waited till next day and got an old toothbrush and gave each key a good scrub

I noticed to if your on here and your drinking coffee you tend to want to urinate more then normal.... and like when i wana go for a dump it wont doesent come out im like sitting there going blue trying to force sumthing out.

Also ive noticed if youve been on obsidian you want to eat lol

lol wtf I'm not guessing here, I know for a fact that in a cigg there's some chemical or whatever that speeds up your dijasstion (I don't know how to spell it that's why I havn;t wrote it before ) and therefor you run like an athlete to the pot ,right throfin

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"Blessed be the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Seer Thassius

Smoking contributes to indigestion or heartburn by increasing the amount of acid produced in the stomach and decreasing the amount of bicarbonate produced by the pancreas. This bicarbonate is essential to neutralize stomach acid. That can cause ulcers eventually. Smoking also accelerates gastric emptying and intestinal motility... causing you to want to take a dump.

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Ultima avatar: The Famed JIZABOZ,GWAR Guildmeister

In layman's terms smokin' makes you shite like a goodn'

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If it looks too good to be true... it is
ingame Eggmungus , Ichabod & Festus

aww this was a nice topic guys dont' ruin it
and besides, everyone knows i own you all

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king of the run on sentence.

smoking has never made me want to take a dump.... unless ive smoked like 10 pack in a night then the next day i take 1 huge shit and dont shit for the next 3-4 days.... also i drink about 48 12oz cans of soda a day and about 2 pots of coffee and it doesnt make me have to shit.... and on average i smoke about 4-5 packs a day.... if what your all saying is true then i should be on the crapper 24 hrs a day.....

now what really gets the poop flowing is cheap beer and lots of it... like 2 cases in a night god the next morning i shit tons after

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Johnny Mother f***** Cash

How the f*** is it possible to smoke so much.

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Blob is not human.

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Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Fisker GM Fisherman
Noah [TLC] GM Lady Charmer
Pheonix PVM mage

How many staff does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to script it.
One to debug it.
One to place it.
One to take the player pages bitching about it.
One to tell the others that they got it all wrong.

OMG! not only is this a retarded conversation, but you guys are pussys!
I drink like 6 pots of coffee a day and the only reaction I get is the need to pee alot. Stop being such babys and drink the coffee! Coffee ownes!

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People are like slinkies... basically useless

But its still fun to watch them
fall down the stairs.
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Whisper Hunter- Tank-Mage (sort of lmao!)(GWAR)
Saga Hellfire- GM Tamer (TLC)
Raine- GM Macefighter (KoDR)