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Xkill
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:46 am |
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A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart.
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some stuff has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windsheild with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on April 14th, 19th, 20th, twice on the 27th, May 3rd, 16th, three more times just yesterday, and very likely again next weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
Let's be careful out there!
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Diablo
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:33 pm |
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Shit they got u too...dam
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Apocalypse
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:43 pm |
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Thassius
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:45 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:26 pm Posts: 3202
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ahahahah.... they have no walmart here the best we get at asda is some old lady with a zimmer frame so I'd rather keep my wallet kthxbai
_________________ Thassius
"Blessed are the noobs, for they shall inherit Obsidian" - Thassius
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SoM
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:25 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:44 pm Posts: 268
Location: Toronto, Canada
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xkill, how much was in your wallet, and most importantly, did you get oral ? if u only had a 20 twas a bargain
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Cybershaman
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:21 pm |
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Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:42 pm Posts: 259
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Location: Ypsilanti, MI, USA
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You are doing it wrong!
I suggest a duct-tape wallet (which you can make yourself for pennies, micro-dracmas, or whatever the kids are calling something to small to count these days) filled with fake credit cards lifted from unsuspecting so-called "super store" displays. Yes, kiddies, we are looking for the props that put the name in "proptronics". Keep your eyes open for "MoosterCard" and "Viza" plastic. Oh, and take advantage of those young kids who knock on your door. DO accept those fake $50 dollar bills (oh! those give me a laugh every time!) that are actually (when unfolded) filled with ways to get your life back on track.
As long as you are packing one of these "kits" you are golden. Only then should you follow Original Posters example.
For other things, I do all of my transactions electronically and keep all of my important information in a "toe holster". As long as you never wash your feet you are safe.
You have been warned and upgraded.
_________________ Speaking to you from the third eye of the society machine.
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Andros
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:49 pm |
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Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:30 pm Posts: 31
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Oh brother....
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ScArY
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 5:28 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:38 pm Posts: 52
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dude... youre fuking hilarious!
lolololololol
i hope i get scammed!
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