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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 7:01 am |
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First and most importantly as to the reasons that squirrels pwn penguins is that
-penguins living in the cold all have small shrivled teeny weenies where squirrels do not have that problem.
-penguins smell like fish after they eat where squirrels only smell like fish after visiting thier girlfriends.
-penguins have fat bellies which make them waddle around like they just met bruno in a prison cell.
-penguins all look the same in thier tux whereas squirrels have many varieties of fur coats they use.
-penguins are a stupid bird that CAN'T fly where some types of squirrel can
-etc etc etc
pwned
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shadow_tamer
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 7:07 am |
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plus squirrels are just plain f****** awsome. Especially when you chase them and they get pissed at you and then you shake the tree their on and very rarely they sometimes will chase you because they're so pissed.
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jajas21
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:32 am |
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as retartedly pointless that post was, it was pretty funny. Thanks for the laugh bro.
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 1:38 pm |
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 3:56 pm |
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Hey flying rodentia, please keep posts like this in off topic.
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Emo
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 3:57 pm |
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ha. PWNT by teh Adminzzz.
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Thassius
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:00 pm |
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Fun though, but off-topic nontheless
<3
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:02 pm |
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no penguins own squirrels because there pimping becasue they wear tuxedos... plus penguins dont eat NUTS like squirrels ( im not talking about the kind that grow on trees either )
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phoenixhunter
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:04 pm |
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PYRoS
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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:26 pm |
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<-- Chilly Willy with a tommy gun owns anything and everything. End of discussion.
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Drizzt
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 9:23 am |
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whoah i never thought about it. yeah squirrels are fng badass indeed.
they actually will run past your car, dash back under the wheel, and back out again just to taunt you. or course sometimes they are a tad too slow.
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ducksternator
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:10 am |
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I've never seen a squirrel
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shadow_tamer
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:11 am |
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Thassius
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 10:43 am |
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Anyone else find that ridiculously cute?
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Drizzt
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PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2005 12:34 pm |
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they are totally delicious also.
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